CelticBear’s Musings

Continuing my slam of other people until the New Year…

Remember my post: The Banana Proves God? Pretty Fruity!

A commenter on another blog who brought it up recently (Lacrimae Rerum) in response posted a link to this site which has a nice rebuttal of the absurd claims of the God-banana freak: http://www.opendiary.com/entryview.asp?authorcode=C101953&entry=10463
Here’s a great snippet:

“Note that the banana: is shaped for the human hand [by the same shaper who made good mushrooms resemble the poisonous ones?], has non-slip surface [unless you step on it!], has outward indicators of inward contents (green–too early, yellow–just right, black–too late) [unless you're one of the millions of people who have been born blind over the eons through no fault of their own], has a tab for removal of wrapper [unlike the evil orange which prevents scurvy!], is perforated on wrapper [unlike those damn cows and pigs!], has a bio-degradable wrapper [which stinks and supports vermin], is shaped for human mouth [much like the human pen- no, wait, that's BAD! Right??], has a point at top for ease of entry ["easy" and "good" are always synonymous??], is pleasing to taste buds [just like those fats and sugars which promote tooth decay and heart disease], and is curved towards the face to make eating process easy [makes smoking bananas easy too, but i don't recommend it!].”